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DRESS ITALIAN, DRIVE GERMAN, DATE BLONDES

DRESS ITALIAN, DRIVE GERMAN, DATE BRUNETTES

DRESS ITALIAN, DRIVE GERMAN, KISS FRENCH

DRINKS DEEP

EVERYTHING I WANT EXPENSIVE, ILEGAL OR BRUNETTE

EVERYTHING I WANT IS EXPENSIVE, ILLEGAL OR BLONDE

I DON'T NEED SEX LIFE FUCKS ME EVERYDAY

I GO OUT TO MAKE MEMORIES I WON'T REMEMBER

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SHUT THE FUCK UP

I NEED TO GET RICH, BECAUSE I LIKE EXPENSIVE GIFTS

I ONLY DRINK ON DAYS BEGINNING WITH 'T'

I'M BORING BABY ALL I DO IS MAKE MONEY & COME HOME

IF YOU CAN READ THIS DON'T TALK TO ME I AM CURRENTLY GAMBLING

IF YOU TRYNA SCARE ME I AM AFRAID OF BOOBS

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MONTE CARLO & OTHERS

TEQUILA LOVER

TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT IM NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC